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The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.
Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
an affectionate term, used to refer to one's significant other, after particularly good sex, or sex act.
(To gf/wife) That blow job was incredible, you're my favorite porn star.
(To bf/husband) You fucked me like a racehorse, you're my favorite pornstar.
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Yo AOC its my favorite big booty latina! Look its my favorite big booty latina! Your a hot tamalae!
Mark Dice: Alex Stein recently trolled Alexdrrrrrrrria Ocasio Cortez in front of the capital and she claimed that he was "sexually harassing her".
Alex Stein: Yo AOC its my favorite big booty latina! Look its my favorite big booty latina! Your a hot tamalae!
AOC: Stop sexually harassing me.
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TEhey are N, O, R, I, G, S, A, E, H, J, G, and L in no particular order
My favorite letters in no particular order but in a particular order are actually N, I, G, G-
This is my favorite part of "A Winter's Ball"
we're reliABLE WITH THE
L A D I E S
T H E R E A R E S O M A N Y T O D E V O U R
L A D I E S
L O O K S P R O X I M I T Y T O P O W E R
L A D I -
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Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet
When you first meet her you will this she is a bitch but when you get to know her she friendly,beautiful and fun. She is spontaneous and you will always have a good time with her. She is a bit shy but not enough to put up with shit. She has a kind hart that out shines everything else.
Summer is my new favorite person
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