Shmeat

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

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Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

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shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

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Shmeat

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

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Shmeat

Short meat or small meat.

"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."

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shmeat

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat

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Shmeat

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

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