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a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.
Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.
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To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.
Danny has a serious case of shmeat.
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1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis
2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!
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n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.
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Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
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