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When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country
Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it
When Dictator Kim’s rogue scientists are covertly working on a few hybrids of presently known corona variants with the aim of releasing them into unfriendly nations that want to end his three-generation dynasty, or that refuse to remove any trade sanctions against the recluse kingdom.
What are the odds that the detection of the deadliest North Korean variant on US shores and those of its allies could lead to the flattening of Pyongyang?
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exact same as a chinese fire drill but one person is not allowed to drive. This person is pointed out by the driver.
-lets have a chinese fire drill
-fuck no, hesse is a jackass. we need to go north korean
-ok we cant let hesse drive
-north korean fire drill it is.
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The act of someone taking a shit on another persons pillow by shitting in the pillow case so the victim doesn't see it leading to a smelly nights sleep because of the fat turd you left in their pillow case.
"During camp I pranked a counselor by leaving a north korean depth charge in his pillow case and thats why for the last 2 weeks of camp he was in a shitty mood."
When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.
yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier
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When you sneeze and snot explodes all over your face, onto your clothes, or wherever your mucus filled warhead happens to be facing.
"Dude, I launched a North Korean Snot Rocket all over my new jacket during fourth period and that shit's dry-clean only"
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The name for something a person shouldn't have done.
Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.
Also see: Justin Bieber
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