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Single

The best thing in a relationship. There might be little disadvantages with being single but there are MANY advantages being single. See below.

Some advantages:

-You can go WHEREVER THE HELL you want to go
-One word: Independence
-You can have a crush on anyone
-No relationship fights and stuff
-I think there are more...

Some people say being in a relationship is the happiest thing for a person, but being single is just as equal to that.

by ~C March 16, 2009

351๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


single

the one that everyone feels sorry for, but should really envy.

person in relationship: I had such a busy night last night, because I had to help my boyfriend wax his back hair, but it was all worth it because he took me to applebees afterwards. What did you do?
Single person: There was a lot of alcohol involved, and I invited a guy over that turned out to be a total douchebag.
person in relationship: oh no, that sounds awful
single person: yeah, but it was all worth it because he left over a bottle of patron, and I am never returning his phone calls so i can keep it. I love being single.

by donkeylips6 February 12, 2010

218๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Single

A relationship status that is usually associated with the euphoria of being off your ol' biatch's leash. For men, it means that you can finally hang out with your friends again. For women, it means that you can stop pretending that you don't secretly want Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom inside of you at the same time.

"Hellz yus I'm single, let's go to a strip joint and stare at some titties!"

or

"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"

by RICEOWL July 17, 2008

192๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


single

Seriously,
I'm
Not
Getting
Laid
Either

Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single

Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!

by kmfo27 April 23, 2009

106๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


single

Being single's not that bad hehe

s:stay
i:intoxicated
n:nightly
g:get
l:laid
e:everyday

By : Jeff Foxworthy <hehe>

by Tiffany February 6, 2004

756๐Ÿ‘ 363๐Ÿ‘Ž


Single

Someone who makes jokes about the other sex.

Guy 1: MaKe Me A sAnDwIcH wOmAn!!!11!!
Girl 1: You're single aren't you...

Girl 1: MEN ARE PIGZ!!11!!1!!!!one!!!1
Guy 1: You're single aren't you...

by Znorock January 19, 2012

33๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


single

A CD that usually has around half the tracks of a normal one.

Why pay full price for half the music? I hate singles and EPs.

by anonymous March 16, 2005

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