Micro$oft

The long version of M$; one of the most popular nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia.

So how many consumers will Micro$oft screw today?

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Micro$oft

When Microsoft has a fam and lol the moment of truth is here, Introducing Windows 7.1

Welcome to micro$oft where You rip off the Vista/ME errors

Oft-put

Often put out; said or established frequently.

The Fire-Eaters said they would secede from the Union should Lincoln win the 1860 election, but nobody took them seriously since the claim was oft-put.

Playing on the OFT

Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.

I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.

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Micro$oft Vacuum

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.

I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!

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OFT

Only Funny Team

OFT around me - ,,Only funny team around me"

OFT

OFT is an abbreviation for Our Future Tea, a mental health organization

Did you hear about OFT?