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Post Thanksgiving Super Dump-
When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement
Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"
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Post Twilight Stress Disorder
The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.
Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
Girl walking out of Eclipse: *sniffle* "I can't believe Eclipse is over, I wish I were Bella."
Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"
Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"
Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"
Girl: *sob*
Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
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Acronym for Post Toyam Spurt Depression; the empty feeling one gets after masturbating.
Ben masturbates so much, he hasn't gotten PTSD since he was in 1st grade.
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Acronym for 'Post-Traumatic Slave Disorder': the aversion among black people to anything that can be related back to slavery.
Wendy: Can you hand me a cotton ball?
Gloria: WTF! You know I can't do anything related to cotton! I have PTSD!
Wendy: Oh... sorry
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Post Traumatic Snow Disorder
After having made it to work in a blizzard, only 3 hours late, have warmed yourself up with a nice cup of tea, PTSD is the sudden fading of relief amid the feelings of exhaustion and realisation that you'll have to do this all over again in order to go home, in the dark... and then come back tomorrow.
Can throw one into a catatonic twilight zone of mental and physical paralysis whereby making the decision to finally go outside for whatever reason, even for lunch, becomes impossible, regardless of whether the snow is technically preventing you from going outside or not.
Usually only affects those unused to large amounts of snow.
Fuck going outside, that blizzard gave me PTSD. I'll survive by eating the contents of the stationary cupboard til the snow leaves.
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