Random
Source Code
Random
Paul is a person who sleeps like a cat.
Paul says "Meow" when he sleeps.
20👍 6👎
A common name in Western culture. Usually named for someone who is attractive, smart, and funny. The name is derived from the Latin "Paulus" which also meant someone who is ridiculously awesome. People with this name are smart and witty and just overall superior.
Hey, why is that guy so much better at everything than me?
Well Greg, that would be because his name is Paul and your's is not...
1457👍 635👎
Twift has nothing but PAUL for her dear friend, Kayaks.
Kassie has the PAUL of the entire coven.
18👍 4👎
Paul but I think you meant to type perfection. Fucking full course meal. Beautiful,sexy, beast of a man. Paul is actually a snack.
I would take Paul to the movies but no outside snacks allowed in.
21👍 8👎
To Paul: To call any ten digits, and demand to speak to Paul, regardless of organization or institution. It should be noted that even when one finds out that Paul is indeed NOT present at this location, you should continue your pursuit of him as though the person you are speaking to is lying and trying to intentionally deceive you. Paul is a name chosen for commonality, and the odd chance that one may in fact encounter a Paul; in this instance one begins carrying out a conversation as if they are old friends, while avoiding detailing where you might have met. Alternative names might include: Joe, Pete, Voltron, etc.
(111) 111 1111
the Caller: Hey, this is Jim, is Paul there?
the Called: This is the greater Vancouver Zoo, I think you may have the wrong number.
the Caller: No no, I know. But could you put Paul on, it'll take like three secs.
294👍 124👎
Paul is one of the best friends you could ever have. He'll listen without judging, make you laugh, and always be there for his friends. He's also fiercely loyal to his family(literally everyone is his sibling or cousin) and friends. He's also really smart/nerdy and can figure out an answer to most problems. If you're lucky enough to be friends with a Paul, you should listen to what he has to say and respect his opinions.
P.S. He's also probably an alien.
Paul is such a great listener.
26👍 9👎