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The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.
Did you see that world cup match yesterday?
Yes, Pessi missed a pen.
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A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.
"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"
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the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation
"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."
"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"
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A finished bottler known for statpadding penalties against farmers
Pessi will go all out today against eibar hoping for some easy penalties before ghosting the next big game
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a poat who needs his penalties from giovanni infantino or he retires
Pessi: give me penalty pls
Piovanni: sorry pessi, i havent got any more penalties
Pessi *breaks down into tears*
Piovanni *hugs pessi and gives him penalty*
Pessi: You got me penalty!?!?, thank you
*scores*
*Pessi and Piovanni celenbrate*
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nickname of an Argentinian fraud who penaltied his way to a world cup trophy
fifa loves pessi so much they gave him 5 pens in a row
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Tapin merchant who only scores penalties
Pessi is a tapin merchant.
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