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Pessi refers to the the argentinian dwarf who is also known as the ghost of paris 👻👻👻👻. He recently made a move to the burger league with last place inter mcdonalds after failing to score more than 6 goals a season at pissG. Missing penalties during the day and stealing ballon d'ors during the night is his passion and also ghosting matches in spectacular fashion.
Friend: "wow, pessi missed another penalty!! I wonder how he's PR is gonna hide this one"
Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"
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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*
*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*
*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*
Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"
*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*
*The next day*
Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"
Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"
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PESSI
PIONEL PENDRES PESSI IS KNOWN AS A FINISHED FARMER AND NEEDS TAP INS AND EIBAR TO HELP HIM HES NOTHING WITHOUT XAVI AND INIESTA HES ALSO KNOWN FOR ROBBING BALLONDORS AND MISSING PENS.
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The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.
Did you see that world cup match yesterday?
Yes, Pessi missed a pen.
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a hobbit that scores hatricks for eibar
midgetmessi - "messi just scored a hatrick!"
retardedronaldo - "it was aginst eibar pessi is finished"
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A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.
"Pessi is finished because he doesn't score tap ins every game like my idol Penaldo"
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the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation
"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."
"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"
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A finished bottler known for statpadding penalties against farmers
Pessi will go all out today against eibar hoping for some easy penalties before ghosting the next big game
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