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1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.
2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Show me Picard's Flute.
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When Captain Picard tugs the bottom of his tunic after standing up.
Usually after he gets up out of the captain's chair to answer a hail.
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The best song ever on ytmnd. Although some idiots think it should be off the number one spot even though it deserves it all the way.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
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When you lube up your balled head with Olive Oil then take a running start and stick it up a vagina.
Last night I got my old lady to let me try out The Flying Picard.
In the realm of Star Trek, there is no other common catch phrase to the character Capitan Picard then telling some one to "Make it So."
The act of a Reverse Picard, is to do the opposite of "Making it So." To make it un-so.
We'll Reverse Picard you!
Helmsman: Hostile fleet within weapons range Capitan.
Capitan: Tactical, engage primary and secondary weapon groups and engage the Reverse Picard!
The captain of the U.S.S Enterprise NCC-1701D. The best fucking Starfleet captain (next to kirk...duhhh...). Probably the only captain that would be able to face down Captain Kirk and live to tell about it.
(Speaking about First Officer)
Captain Picard: He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, ever allow me to go on away missions.
Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet code section 12, paragraph 4...
Picard: Mr. Data...
Data: Sir?
Picard: Shut up.
Data: Yes, sir.
Picard: to the wedding guests 15 years I've been waiting to say that.
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When playing foosball, the art of sending the ball backwards and scoring on your own team.
CRAIG! YOU JUST WENT FULL PICARDED!! YOU NEVER GO FULL PICARDED!!