Poodini

A blend of "Houdini" (master illusionist) and "poo," poodini refers to hidden deceptions disguised as something safe, clean, or beneficial.

It exposes the chemicals, toxins, and contaminants secretly present in everyday essentials like food, water, air, products, and materials.

The "poo" represents the filth and waste hidden within, while "Houdini" symbolizes the illusion used to make it vanish from public awareness.

Once you spot the poodini, you can't unsee it.

1. Friend 1: "This air freshener smells amazing!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, until you realize it's just a poodini filling your lungs with toxins."

2. Person 1: "They say tap water is clean, so I just drink from the sink."
Person 2: "That's the biggest poodini of all. It's packed with microplastics and chemicals."

3. Kid: "Can we get these snacks? The box says 'all natural'!"
Parent: "Don’t fall for it. That's just a poodini — all chemicals, no real food."

4. Customer: "I switched to this 'clean beauty' brand because it’s supposed to be safe."
Friend: "That’s what they want you to believe. It's just another poodini in a pretty bottle."

5. Person 1: "Why are you replacing your mattress already?"
Person 2: "Because I learned about the toxic flame retardants in it. Total poodini move by the manufacturers."

Poodini

When you disappear after a nasty bathroom visit to go take a lie-down to recover.

It was only supposed to take five minutes, but Aaron pulled a poodini on us.

Poodini

When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.

"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"