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Poodini

When you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. There's also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.

I just came back from the shitter, and I'll be damned if it wasn't a "poodini"...it was quite an illusion, cuz I coulda sworn a little turd slid out!

by The AAR April 17, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poodini

Someone that constantly disappear's and when you look for them their always in the toilet.

Grant: "where's Dynamite?"
Dale: "not sure"
Grant: "I think he's in the toilet again"
Dale: "He is the biggest Poodini"
Grant: "fuck oath"

by Digger111 July 10, 2014

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poodini

A pet waste removal company based out of Arizona. Poodini Pet Waste Removal is Arizona's friendly neighborhood pooper scooper!

We're having some friends over this weekend but the yard is full of dog poop. Better call Poodini!

by Poodini The Great June 27, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poodini

A turd that just won't flush. The same as a floater but named in honour of the great magician and escapologist Houdini. The only way to defeat a Poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.

Meeting her parents was fine, till i left a Poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarrassing.

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006

36๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poodini

When having anal intercourse with a partner, you pull out your penis and proceed to spit on your partners back, making the partner think that you have just came. Then when the partner turns around, you expel fecal matter into the partners face. (Preferably explosive diarrhea). Similar to the houdini

Yo I pulled the poodini on my girlfriends face and she threw up.

by Kyle Brum January 19, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poodini

A Poodini occurs when you are on the toilet, for what we shall refer to as a 'number two' and you turn and look down to inspect the specimen and find it has completely vanished into the pipe - leaving no trace. Furthermore you check the wipe to find that the paper remains clean.
Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'

Just been to the loo and would you credit it...a Poodini!

by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.

Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.

by Uncle R Chase March 17, 2016