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1. Someone who stands to gain power, influence or funding by spreading fear in the general population. 2. A sophisticated type of 21st century fear monger who uses PR methods to generate panic, doubt and free-floating anxiety. 3. Dick Cheney and his ilk.
Thanks to that Fear Profiteer in Wyoming, all shampoo bottles will be banned on U.S. flights.
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a stupid white gangster kid that starts problems with every body
tommy: whats good d profit?
d profit: fuck you buddy
tommy: im gonna kick your ass
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(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.
Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.
The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.
Before I punched out for lunch I took a nice profit shit. I must have made 5 dollars!
The concept of settling down with a girl over the winter months in order to save money and avoid going out on those cold nights.
"So mate, have you found yourself any economic profit yet?"
An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.
Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.
1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.
2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.
2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:
"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "