Python

A cousin of the term Anaconda, the word Python also refers to a dick.

Someone who says they like Python is actually trying to hint to you that they enjoy dick.

As a statement of truth: "I have a huge-ass Python"

As a pickup line: "My python's very happy to see you"

As a euphemism for liking dick: "I like Python"

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Pythonator

Monstrous, possibly apocryphal constrictor snake alleged to dwarf both the prehistoric Titanoboa and the supposed Amazonian Megaconda. Claimed to grow to 200ft in length and several feet thick. Name derives from a fusion of python and Terminator (James Cameron film franchise). Thought to frequent Polynesia.

The Pythonator could be capable of devouring whole elephants

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The python

another way to describe the unholy size of a males genitals to intimidate and prove their dominance along with showing their alpha presence. most notable in guys named Blake and sam

bro, he slapped jessica with the python

Python

Inserting a dangerous snake up someone's ass before performing anal sex.

After a wild weekend of Python, Gary was bitten on his ass cheek and later died of his wounds.

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pythoning

Eating way more food than necessary at a meal, with the intent of stocking up so not to have to eat again for a long time.

P1: "The department is hosting a seminar today at 12:00pm in the science building foyer. There will be food..."

P2: "Sweet, I'm pythoning it up hardcore"

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pythoned

To get owned or pwned. To take advantage of and make something your bitch

Jacob just totally pythoned that Access Database!

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python

Python, see Monty Python
note: Python is usually used to refer the Flying Circus, rather than the movies, such as 'The Holy Grail', or 'Life of Brian'

Python Pictures presents.... something completely different! (Cue theme)

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