Red

1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)

1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"

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Red

if you meet a guy named red, you're in luck cuz he will have some of the best traits known to man kind.Reds are really open guy and all the girls fall for him. I have never met anyone who actually listens to me as i pour my problems on his shoulders.Reds always have the best advice and will find a way to make you laugh. They are the light that shine through the darkest times. They are also just so easy going and won't judge you for who you are because they know that its your life and you can live it how you want to.

me: OMG RED ASKED ME OOOOUUUUTTT
friend: WHAT REALLYYYYYYYYY. OMG UR SO LUCKY!

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Red

A color of passion. Crimson red, blood red, carnation red, cherry red, fire red, rose red.

Things that are red.

Nectarines

Peaches

Tomatoes

Cherries

Carnations

Cherries

Heart

Blood

Anger.

Karen, had me seeing red today.

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Red

One who is constantly 'on the tune', getting in trouble with the cops, chatty lads and drives his car into the back of his mates car.
Titled due to his native 'Red' hair. Known for being unable to be reached by telephone, he must be texted due to his uncontrollable need to be at raves.
He does muay thai.

Person: Hello!
Red: Heelloooo!
Person: Who is this?
Red: It's Me! RED!
Person: Yeah, I just needed to tell you -
Red: Text me - I'm at a rave!
Person: ...O...Kay..
Red: On the Tune!!!!

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Red

Is the probe/mouse/player color, when you are playing a cat and mouse game on Starcraft that the computer keeps following only you. This joke was created after a two hour long game in witch things were assigned to each color.

“God they are all following you”
“Well he is red after all”

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Red

A great rock band with great lyrics and great music.

I would love to see Red live.

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Red

-verb
1. Uncontrollable rage with no apparent catalyst; to strike someone for no particular reason.

-noun
1. A person with no control over their temper.

Verb: He just pulled a red on that guy and sent him to the hospital.

Noun: Look at that red wailing on that guy for no reason.

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