Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.

Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!

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Rule -1

If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.

Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one...
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.

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rule 1

rule 1, forum based terminology used to ask for a picture of any person, usually female being described or talked about in a subject, origin: football365

following on from above terminology it is also the name used for a number of football teams originating from the aforementioned website

person 1 "did you see kelly brooks cameltoe on that programme last night?"
reply "RULE 1"

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RULE #1

There are no rules.

Rule #2: See Rule #1.

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Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

RULE #1

no fat chicks

RULE #1
no. fat. chicks.

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Rule #1

Cardio!

Rule #1:Cardio
The Zombies can't eat what they can't catch.

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