Runke

The Norwegian word for jerk off.
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.

runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off

in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.

Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender

Jeg runker! - I'm jerking off!

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runk

Taken from swedish, meaning 'to masterbate' or more generally to waste time.

"Stop runking and get over here!"

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Runks

Runny shit that is chunky.

Jon: I can't eat my sandwich anymore I think I got the runks.

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RUNKED

The act of covering your hand in a rock paste and putting the mark of your hand on someone or something

Yo dude I just RUNKED your dog

Runking

Having sexual intercourse with a bearded man in the woods... flannel optional but preferred.

Hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: "man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking". Runking with a mountain man is like having sex with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. Al Borland + Runking = flannel babies.

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runk

it means to runk somebody

i'm gOn' rUnk yOu!!!!

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Runking

A combination of running and hiking.

I want to go Runking on the Hiland trail. That was an epic runk last night! She is an Alaska runker.

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