Gyte

A very lovely women that is caring and probably from Lithuania. Love's ice skating and anime. Is very good at a musical instrument. Will marry a polish guy when she is older.

Gyte is one of my favourite friends.

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gyte

A memester. Meme daddy 69
She's a beautiful girl who doesn't think she is beautiful. She's very funny and is one of the best people you'll ever meet
She's a clingy but cute person who'll love u forever. She will never fail to make you laugh.

WoAh She is so GYTE!

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Gyte’s Factor

A multiplication factor used to calculate how long someone with a ‘delicate posterior’ takes to have a shit. (Approximately 3.5-4.0)

Often taking obscene lengths of time for the most un-noteworthy of bowel movements, thus delaying countless trips, activities and functions.

George: How long has Danny been away shitting? Surely he can’t take this long.

Josh: I know it should only be 10-15 minutes.

Jack: Have you applied Gyte’s Factor? That would take it to at least 30 minutes.