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The 11 pounds of cheese you left under your bed
When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.
“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”
When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
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when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness
Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night
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when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah
Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!
A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.
"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"
When you dick someone down so good, they die!
We absolutely schmeated those fools!