In a second

You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!

*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*

Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!


*Gay men walk past*

Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS

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second

An indefinite period of time, usually assumed by the listener to be at least 2-3 minutes in length. Speakers use it to affirm that the time will be short without any actual meaning or elaboration, despite the fact that the period will likely be more than 120 times longer than stated (see above).

Person #1: Are you done yet?
Person #2: Yeah, it'll just take a second.

-5 minutes later-

Person #1: *visibly impatient* Okay, are you done now?

Person #2: I said, it'll be a second! Geez, some people.

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Seconds

swallowing your own puke

you have seconds when you throw up in your mouth a little bit and then swallow it

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Seconds

Finishing the job after taking a dump.

Thought i was done at the stool but had to go back for seconds

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second

even though described as a second it means a long period of time

Yo Money I Aint Seen You In A Second

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In A Second

When A Guy Sees A Very HOT Girl And Would Have A Sex With Her With No Hesitation.He Wouldn't Need To Think About It Has Within A Second, He's All Over Her
- Also Accompanied By Holding Out A Strong Fist With The Right Hand And Smacking It On The Open Palm Of The Left Hand.

*english girl walks by*
Dmitri:I would so mack that!In a second!
Guy One: Oh true that ese'


*two English girls walk by*
Guy One: Let me guess, mack that in a sec....
*Dmitri all over the two english girls*

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second

second is the best

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