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A wimpy, wiener hut jr, uncoordinated, underachieving, cheap, crocodilian
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English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.
Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!
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Definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a sexual manner despite getting shot down. Typically this person might be considered a Creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get sexual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.
Susan-"That guy over there is such a Seymour Cray"
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"
*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab
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One of the many 'joke names' Bart and Lisa Simpson used during their prank phone calls to Moe's Tavern.
"HELLO. Moe's Tavern."
"I need to speak with someone there. Last name, Butz, first name, Seymour."
"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"
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A women who has had a lot of semen stains on her clothing.
I hear that Seymour Stains had to wash her dress again. What a dirty bitch she is.
Seymour High School is a school located in Seymour Connecticut in a really small town that nobody knows about and a school that banned usage of phones even at lunch and when you walk into a bathroom there’s a cloud mist of Vape from the druggies.
Seymour High is actually High.
Pronounced "See More Green", because Seymour Green sees more green. There is an average amount of green the average person sees. Seymour Green exceeds this average amount, hence why he sees more green. Seymour Green is not just a single individual, but can be many going by the same moniker and lifestyle. Seymour Green always has a fresh cut, as his cut is insane. Shoutout to his barber dawg.
Seymour Green sees more green, and always has a fresh cut. Shoutout to his barber dawg.