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English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.
Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!
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- The unit of love.
- Amorous quantification.
Based on the turbulent lovelife of actress, Jane Seymour, who at one point seemed to get married every couple of year, each time declaring she had found a "love like never before", then divorcing, and so on and so on in an apparently interminable cycle.
1.0 Seymour is about 10% of your first crush and 50% of the way you feel towards your spouse most of the time.
Reference: http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showpost.php?p=131390&postcount=24
Bloke: "I don't think this is working out."
Woman: "Yes, I'm feeling about 0.03 Seymours for you, too."
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Seymour is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. His voice will stop you in your tracks and one look into his eyes will leave you breathless. He has big strong arms and broad freckled shoulders to lean on.
A guy named Seymour is a gift to be treasured. His knowledge of obscure facts will never cease to amaze and capture your heart.
If you know a Seymour, you’re lucky af!
Person 1: “Wow I met this guy and he’s super hot!”
Person 2: “Let me guess, his name is Seymour?”
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To sue rehabilitation centers that helps the defenseless, injured and/sick to the point of bankruptcy.
"I swear I'm going to Seymour the Wildlife center if they keep expanding to help more wildlife."
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A small town in Western CT, voted Connecticut's "Prettiest Little Town", and a useless place where kids hang out in parking lots at night. No one, even in neighboring towns know exactly where it is.
Guy: "Hey, where are you from?"
Girl: "Seymour."
Guy: "I'm from Waterbury. But I don't know where that is."
Girl: "Oh. It's between Waterbury and Ansonia."
Guy: "Ohh."
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spoilers One of the 'bad guys' from Final Fantasy 10. He's the leader or the Guado, and Maester of Yevon. He killed his father to become Maester, and he's bent on becoming Sin and killing everyone, so they will no longer feel any pain. (Yup, he's insane.) But he wouldn't be that way if people were a little nicer to him. As a child, he was hated and feared for being a hybrid (half human and half Guado) and this emotional pain carried over into adulthood and he slowly went insane. I personally love the guy to death. He's such a sad and tragic person, and all he needs is a hug. (And maybe some medication.)
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The principle of Springfield Elementary School in The Simpsons.
Well Seymour you are an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham.
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