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Your one stop shop for all things fun and comfortable. Suits, pajamas, and underwear. How great is that. Make your woman blush when she sees your lovely powerballs all tucked in your under the butt nut hut. Ball hammocks for days.
"Damn bro... these boxers just make my man jewels sweat and flop all over. Last night I sat on them"
"Try shinesty my dude. Your lady, and balls will thank you"
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A website that keeps an awesome shirtless suit jacket called The RumRipper, but doesn't actually have any to sell. Leading to terrible disappointment once a week when I check.
My wife keeps suggesting I may get the butt one day, but she keeps pulling a shinesty on me.
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A company who provides some fun, with just a bit of nasty thrown in, described in humorous language.
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Shinesty, A person who has great taste in underwear.
Man, look at how cool that shinesty is!
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The sparkle in your eyes one gets when their balls are fully supported.
“Did you see Stan? He’s totally feeling shinesty today. You can see it in his eyes”.
“Yea, he’s totally Scrotes-ma-goats.”
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It’s like when you pay $5 to get into an unknown venue, and the cashier double high fives you and tells you “go suck today’s dick.” It makes your day.
I’m having the Shinesty day ever.
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Balls out underwear and other shit!
My lady friend says Shinesty looking good on my package
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