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shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle April 28, 2006

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shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert

When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.

by maskerbator October 4, 2011

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Shituation

A shit situation, jammed into one.

"Oh that's a shituation!"

by laura50 August 17, 2017

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shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.

Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.

by Mr.Debonaire December 1, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shituation

1) A really crappy predicament. A shitty situation that you find yourself in that is almost unfair.

2) An accidental poop event that requires some strategy to resolve

1. This COVID shituation makes it hard for me to drop a deuce in public places anymore.
2. I couldn't find an open restroom and now I've got a serious shituation to deal with before my meeting...

by raujero December 11, 2020


shituation

A set of circumstances or state of affairs that one finds themselves in that are very unpleasant.

When I woke up after the Cleveland Steamer, I found myself in quite a shituation.

by wcgman69 April 13, 2020


Shituation

When your child defies gravity and shits up her back covering everything in arms reach in shit.

The baby just had an explosive diaper and now we have a shituation.

by Jessee Lou November 26, 2017