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Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
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fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc
we are having shmeat for dinner.
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"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"
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when you have a small meat, small penis
Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.
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a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.
Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.
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The alternate version of saying you have no penis but with the bobby Shmurda Sh in front of meat
This guy went out with my bestfriend and she told me he had no shmeat.
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a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless
brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat
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