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a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
A plethora of Slalom environnements arranged in a sequence on the slopes of Mont Ste-Marie (Québec, Canada).
Are you going to the Slalom Mania on March 25th, 26th and 27th?
When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.
There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.
Martin Srabotnik
Martin Srabotnik is the best slalom kayker ever