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a very loose vagina
penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore
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When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.
Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.
She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.
If her vibe is a certain way then you proceed with violence
If her vibes like this slonk her shit stupid style
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Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing
"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"
When I fell over I completely slonked my head on the ground
to swallow greedily
per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013
really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.
a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.
see also:
Chonky, chungus, slink
Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.
a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"