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Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.

Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.

by GangWeederDom December 19, 2018

24πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Slonk

Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.

"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"

by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018

269πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Slonk

Guzzling raw eggs in large quantities

"I will slonk 36 eggs and gain 50 pounds"

by TheoCurrance January 21, 2022

37πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023


Slonk

The act of smoking the popular plant known as marijuana in a heavy and aggressive way.

Gamer 1: Yo dog wanna slonk some gang weed?
Gamer 2: Hell ya lets get shmacked.

by ultimatecoconut November 8, 2019

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Slonked

A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both

Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering

by Fat slobby gremmy January 2, 2019

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


slonk

Sitting doing nothing (or perhaps reading or watching the TV), probably in a warm room in the afternoon or evening.

"Let's go out"
"I'd sooner just slonk tonight"

by Nemus2 May 10, 2009

23πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž