Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

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Slowful

Sluggish, slow in nature

I wanted to get my car today, but the mechanic was acting all slowful.

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SLOW

Originated on the GameArena messageboards (www.gamearena.com.au) and was short for "Secret Language Of Women". It started off as a thread in which a widely distributed email containing satire of what women mean when they say certain phrases was posted.
The thread has spawned duplicates after each subsequent thread was locked and is today a haven for Telstra employees to converse as it's not blocked by their company firewall.

The thread titles of SLOW vary and usually involve a pun or something that incorporates the word "slow".

Check out the new SLOW thread, "Pope so SLOW the 1st"

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Slow

A dumb ass person who don't know anything

You must be be really slow

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Slow

Not knowing what’s going on. Stupid, confused.

*Leslie and Taylor peeing in the sink*
Zoe: why are those girls peeing in the sink
Becky: um idk, they’re slow asf

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Slow

A non-existant drug that is the opposite of speed, whose effects include: delayed reactions, randomly falling alseep, lack of motivation and or movement, and feeling as if you are living in slow motion.

A: Dude, I thought she was about to OD on slow, it took her 5 minutes to answer my yes or no question!

B: Shit man! That's bad! I need some slow, I've been way to productive lately.

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slow

Not fast (yeah I know thats a pathetic definition)

See also AOL, telstra, Canadian and George Bush

This Internet connections is as slow as a Canadian Mountie

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