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A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.
Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."
Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."
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An expression for anything and nothing, to add emphasis and pizazz. (More professionally written- S.M.E.G)
"That's so semg" / "You look smeg" / "Oh my smeg!" / "Don't be so smeg" / "I feel pretty smeg" / " ...smeg"
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A made-up word used in the old TV show 'Red Dwarf.'
Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything.
Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.
Guy 1: Oh smegging smeg, you're such a smeghead!
Guy 2: Er, what??
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Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "Dick-Cheese".
It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.
You are a smeg-head!
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fuck me, is there mozarella on my bell or am I having a smeg episode
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Short for smegma. Used as an insult.
“Yo, fuck that guy he’s a smeg”
A german manufacturing brand of whitegoods such as fridges and oven who chose to deminish their marketing potential by way of using a name meaning semen in the western world.
Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
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