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The best of the the three prestigious high school in Austin with a beautiful college-like campus and really good teachers (mostly). Known for higher SAT scores than high scores in sporting events, nevertheless the student body knows how to have a good time. The lacrosse teams like to pretend they're good when really the cross country team is the only team to have won a championship. Lacking an official dress code, the student body has their own standards demanding either unique vintage pieces or the standard prepster attire. The football team averages zero wins per season, however, a new Heisman winning coach has just been hired. Clickyness and general drama varies, but you can count on the Bros or the Pastels to mix things up, however, their cockiness far outweighs any attractiveness. The track team has the best bods, but the school is greatly lacking in the attractive male arena. The hottest SAS girls peruse the other Austin high schools when searching for adequate dates. SAS takes pride in it's Latin department, which frequently attends state and national Latin conventions bringing home The school loves to preach about diversity and flaunts its liberal politics. Popular St. Andrew's hang outs include Snow Beach, Magnolia, Maudies, Lake Austin, and ACL.
Student1: "Dude I locked my keys in my car again, but I can't call pop-a-lock cuz theirs a six pack inside."
Student2: "Man, that sucks. St. Andrew's education at work."
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An international school in Bangkok where druggies and kids who have been expelled from other schools go to, not all a bad school, just known to be worse than others with things like drug dogs coming in to sniff out all the potheads.
"I heard you moved to STA (st andrews) bro, careful smoking up in school there, they do bagchecks and shit."
Saint Andrew is Scotland's Patron Saint . Andrew was one of Christ's Apostles. Legend states that an Eastern Monk (St Regulus) took Remains of Saint Andrew from Greece in the 4th century and buried them in what is now Known as the Town of St Andrews Fife
Scotland, Greece, Russia and Romania all have St Andrew as their patron saint
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A town on the East coast of Scotland. Predominatly known for being the home of golf, in recent years the town has aquired an air of snobbishness. Housing-prices have risen to be 100's of % over the national average.
St Andrews is also home to St Leonards, the exclusive Scottish public-school
St Andrews is a nice but expensive town.
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A cross in the form of an "x" (i.e. the flag of Scotland) used in bondage situations. The subject is attached spread-eagled to the cross, and subsequently tortured.
"While I was up on the cross, my master's put nipple clamps on me and had random passers-by tickle me constantly. It was hott."
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The top university in Scotland and consistently in the top 5 in the United Kingdom.
The university itself is dominated by a public school, oxbridge-reject English population. Americans and Germans make up the largest minorities. Small groups of Scottish, Northern Irish, Canadians, Chinese, Indians and mainland Europeans are recognized. You can sum up each subject by the groups that dominate them.
For example, North Americans - International Relations, English - Classics, Chinese and Germans - Economics, all other Brits - Sciences
St Andrews is well known for being the third oldest university in the english speaking world, having the oldest debating team in the world, and even has the oldest student newspaper. With 600 years of quirky traditions (such as Raisin Weekend, Academic families, Pier Walks, and the famous red gowns), the most pubs per student than any other uni town, and a tight knit student body it is no wonder the university has the best student satisfaction rate in the entire UK, earning its title as the Bubble.
St andrews students usually become very successful. Inventing logarithms, being on 100$ American bills, and becoming the future King of the United Kingdom are only a few accomplishments of our alumnae. But no one would be surprised if a St Andrews student was found as a professional wine taster in a posh part of London.
"I hate yahs"
"Don't go to St Andrews University"
"I love Americans"
"Go to St Andrews University"
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