TSA

Trained Sexual Assault

Mission: TSA protects the Nation's transportation systems to ensure freedom of movement for people and commerce, while conducting psychological testing on travelers.

Vision: TSA continuously sets the standard for excellence in transportation security through its people, processes, and technology and envisions a time in America's future when customers entering the Stop 'n' Rob will be patted down by the illegal alien at the counter.

"I'm tired of masturbating; I'm gonna go to the airport an get me a TSA"

"Should I be worried that my boyfriend enjoyed being gate raped with a TSA?"

Heard from a TSA conversation, "they used to not take off their shoes; just how far will they let us go? Maybe we CAN implement the 'strip-n-spread'!"

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TSA

TSA, aka The Sexual Assaulters. They take nude pictures and grope genitals of US citizens, children, and grandmothers at airports, while ignoring adult male Muslims.

TSA is run by a pissant named Pistole who is totally unqualifed, and his boss is Janet Incompetano.

Incompetano ignores wide open USA borders with thousands of unchecked illegal border crossers per day, while mandating violation of 4th Amendment rights of US citizen grandmothers in airports.

My 95 year old grandfather got TSA'd at the airport by a high school dropout who fondled his shriveled up junk. Grandpa hit him with his cane and was hauled off to the gulag.

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TSA

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

TSA employs sexually perverse adults, pederasts, who disturbingly perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

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TSA

Terrorist Support Association - the people who are supposed to be protecting the country but are helping terrorists destroy civil liberties.

I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.

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TSA

An abbreviation for the Toilet Seat Assassin. Someone whose ass is so large that he/she throws the toilet seat out of alignment as they attempt to grab the toilet paper. This pheonomonen has been confirmed and documented in at least one lavatory in Syosset, NY. You cannot stop the TSA, only hope to befriend and contain him.

Damn, that ass was so big she sat on my toilet and broke the shit, The TsA has struck again.

"SAVE THE BOWLS"

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TSA

To grope, like how the TSA does.

You better not hang out with Kobe Bryant, he'll go all TSA on you.

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TSA

Thot Stopping Association

Only the broskis are in TSA 🚫