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Number eleven of the fatui harbingers who is out ranked by a short emo boy and a pile of ashes. Not only is his bank account huge, but so is his ego. Most annoying dude ever
“Omg tartaglia is so hot 🥵”
“No he’s not. He’s just an idiot who can control bath water”
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He kinda fine but he's a ginger and gingers aren't hot
A: I WASTED MY PITY ON TARTAGLIA
B: Hahaha couldn't be me
A: Go to hell bitch
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ed sheerans biggest fan
tartaglia is suffering from the disease of ginger
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the most ginger motherfucker you’ve ever seen. he says comrade 24/7 and is totally attracted to the literal geo archon. he is also scarily attracted to fighting. he’s also from genshin impact. oh yeah he’s also number eleven of the eleven fatui harbingers.
Person 1: Oh hey, Tartaglia!
Tartaglia: HEY THERE COMRADE WANNA FIGHT
ah yes, tartaglia, the 11th of the 11 fatui harbingers. the mf that goes by many names, such as:
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
simp: i want cheetos but im too broke to afford a bag of cheetos :(((
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
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Ed-Sheeran.
For example "Honey, why don't you open Tartaglia's songs on the radio." which means the husband wants the wife to open Ed Sheeran Shape of You on the radio.
Doing something unexpected; coming out of nowhere
A: “mothafucka must be miho-“
B: *spills coffee on A*
A: “OUCH BITCH, DIDCHU JUST PULL A TARTAGLIA?”
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