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A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.
By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.
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To fix or make better than previously was.
I'm gonna Martha Stewart your twat! It's a good thing!
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A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.
As used in a sentence:
Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.
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It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.
Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"
Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.
Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!
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When you try to stay in Jail in Monopoly to make money and win the game
I'm gonna Martha Stewart that shit!
When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.
-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.
-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.
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