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Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism

Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.

by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020


glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

Hold on, someone just glonked me.

by paleoderek September 09, 2011


Glonk

An ugly person.

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.

by Thanos slong July 16, 2019


gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 15, 2014


Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out

You ever tried glonking?

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024


Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out

He was glonking last night.

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024


Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 09, 2021