He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism
Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.
v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.
Hold on, someone just glonked me.
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You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.
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When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.
Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum
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To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.
"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."
"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."
A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten
Natalie is a Glonk
Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist