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a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.
the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland
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This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol
bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying
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A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.
Ah ha ha! You're a queermo mustachio! God damn! Your mustache goes for miles!
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A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy
A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard
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When you are driving or riding down the street and see a good looking woman from the backside. This includes, but not limited to, great ass, nice legs, female gate, full bouncy hair. Sadly upon inspection of the front end you find a beard or nicely trimmed mustache. A terrible trick that god decides to play with the human form.
Hey man slow down that chick has a nice ass. Oh wait, there's a beard! It's a Mustachio Buttcakes!
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when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.
dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night
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When you nut on your own mustache
Bro I accidentally gave myself a mustachio