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Twift has nothing but PAUL for her dear friend, Kayaks.
Kassie has the PAUL of the entire coven.
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Paul but I think you meant to type perfection. Fucking full course meal. Beautiful,sexy, beast of a man. Paul is actually a snack.
I would take Paul to the movies but no outside snacks allowed in.
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To treat someone unfairly; take advantage of someone; To lie to someone; To break promises; to give someone a very bad time; to scold someone severely.
My friend really Pauled me when he said he got the tickets to the football game and didn't come through
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To Paul: To call any ten digits, and demand to speak to Paul, regardless of organization or institution. It should be noted that even when one finds out that Paul is indeed NOT present at this location, you should continue your pursuit of him as though the person you are speaking to is lying and trying to intentionally deceive you. Paul is a name chosen for commonality, and the odd chance that one may in fact encounter a Paul; in this instance one begins carrying out a conversation as if they are old friends, while avoiding detailing where you might have met. Alternative names might include: Joe, Pete, Voltron, etc.
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the Caller: Hey, this is Jim, is Paul there?
the Called: This is the greater Vancouver Zoo, I think you may have the wrong number.
the Caller: No no, I know. But could you put Paul on, it'll take like three secs.
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Paul is one of the best friends you could ever have. He'll listen without judging, make you laugh, and always be there for his friends. He's also fiercely loyal to his family(literally everyone is his sibling or cousin) and friends. He's also really smart/nerdy and can figure out an answer to most problems. If you're lucky enough to be friends with a Paul, you should listen to what he has to say and respect his opinions.
P.S. He's also probably an alien.
Paul is such a great listener.
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A Paul is the best Dad you could ask for. He tells really bad dad jokes. They are so bad that they make you laugh that’s how bad they are. He cares so much about his family and friends. If he is upset he won’t show it. A Paul will take a bullet for you. He is the sweetest guy in the world.
“Who is that?”
“That’s a Paul!”
“Of course. He’s telling really bad Dad jokes.”
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Most indefinately the best name ever given to anyone. Anyone called Paul are usually tough as fuck and with ease gets multiple woman in bed at one time. If you ever meet a Paul be sure to greet him with praise and gifts.
Paul Lewis
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