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While having sex doggy style, the male sticks his thumb in the girls ass then turns her around and runs the shit across her forehead and says "Simba".
E-Sweezy: "It's like doggy style & anal but the lion king is better"
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by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now
and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3
simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?
scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..
simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you?
scar: a monkeys uncle
simba: *laughs* ur so wierd
scar: u have nooo ideaa
Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!
last one ;)
Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh
timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?
simba: right..
timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world
simba: well thats not wat i was taught
timon: well maybe u need a new lesson....
*hakuna matata*
hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*
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When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal
"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"
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The lion king is when you are doing a girl doggie style and right when you are going to come you pull out and come on your hand and then wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba"
Ace was doing sally and gave her the lion king
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When one male cums on the face of a female and wipes it on her forehead as shown in the lion king when rafiki rubs paint on simba's face.
Paul wanted to show Kate what the true meaning of the lion king is.
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the best disney movie ever made i kno all the words 2 it and i kno the african words and i kno wut they mean and i can recite the movie by heart and ive loved the movie ever since i was 3!!
the best movie on earth!! that evry1 should c at least once
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The Lion King is a sexual position in where the female rides on the males dick while the man is wearing a Burger King crown. He smears his burger all over the females breasts, and both of them start to sing hakuna matata.
Hey daddy wanna do the Lion King
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