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A huge ship that once floated, but doesn't anymore.
Do you remember the Titanic?
Oh, that ship that doesn't float anymore?
Yeah.
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That awkward moment when you realize your friend is actually titan from megamind
Spencer: hey guys
lil alphy: holy shit it’s titan from megamind
Spencer: What the fuck
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Deities of Greek Mythology; feminine, Titaness. The offspring of Uranus and Gaia, the sky and earth. Others are also labeled as Titans. They were beings of great power, but were eventually overthrown by the gods. Among them were Prometheus who provided humans with fire and medicine, Atlas, who held the heavens aloft on his shoulders, and Cronus and Rhea, the parents of many of the Olympian gods, including Zeus.
The Titans ruled the cosmos before the Olympians.
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To put oneself responsible for one's brethren, to serve and protect them from harm, while fighting evil forces with iron fists; to be aware that every move one makes can jeopardize the firearm's safety, and take steady but cautious measures while keeping the situation in tandem.; to run towards danger while handling it with grace and absolute control; to hold the line, and enjoy it. Do you even Titan?
To titan: When I titan, I mostly feel like a Field Medic/Universal Soldier. Here are my responsibilities:
1) Kill adds as fast as possible. If every 3rd kill is not a melee, I bring dishonor to my order. If my Hunter and Warlock friends have had to stop shooting the boss to fight a measly dreg, shank, or goblin for more than a brief few seconds, I am shamed for all the world to see.
2) Deploy bubble and revive my squishy brethren. If they stay dead long enough to choose to respawn, I have failed in my duty.
3) If 1 & 2 have been accomplished already, resist the urge to punch the boss in the face. I occasionally get carried away with how easily I mow through the adds, get ballsy, and forget that the bosses can all OHK me. This one is tough. I usually switch to my HMG and instead get carried away with how awesome my gun looks and sounds while I am shooting. Then I remember how much fun it is to punch things in the face, which is convenient because by now the adds have respawned.
4) Go back to step one.
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When something looks like a good idea but it's actually a terrible idea.
Person 1: Hey, you know what would be a halarious prank?
Person 2: What?
Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.
Person 2:Aw yeah do it!
*after, in jail*
Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.
A girl who goes down on the first time out.
"Last night was great!"
"What'd you do?"
"I went out with Mary."
"Oh? The Titanic? Nice!"
*high fives*
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A sexual position where you penetrate your partner from the rear (as in the famous scene from the film “titanic”) in front of the refrigerator, you precede to open the freezer and grab a full ice tray, you then smack your partner in the face with the ice tray, while yelling “Iceberg right ahead” in your best British accent.
d00d, I was with this kinky girl last night, so I gave her the titanic!
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