when a womans vagina is smashed from years of cock pounding to where it looks like a toothless bulldog
hey reevse that cougar has a toothless bulldog
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A game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your penis into either her loose vagina or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). Then you have to guess which orifice. Winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.
Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.
Jeff: Hey bud, you gonna play "Loose Or Toothless?" at the frat party tonight?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.
Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?
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Close up of a Gibbons mouth with no teeth - The hairy, Munted discharging Flaps of the femail genitals.
....After a romantic, Clark Gabel type evening ....."Lie down and let me road drill your "Toothless Gibbon" with my Custard Chucker"...... Oh Clark you are such a romantic.....XXXXX.
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A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.
I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore
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When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.
I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.
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Like ruthless aggression, but with less teeth.
Chris Benoit snapped and killed his entire family and then himself. I blame it on his Toothless Aggression. If only he would've had a better dentist, they would all still be alive today.
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Toothless and ruthless is a bacterial infection that is caused by VERY bad hygiene very gummy very bummy looks like a 19th century burial ground in ones mouth