Torched

Extremely tired or fatigued

Person 1: "hey how are you dude?"
Person 2: "I'm torched man"

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torch

(derogatory) A ridiculous haircut, generally male, characterized by wannabe southern california beach bleach blonde hair styled fractally; an outgrown haircut's final hurrah necessitating excessive ammounts of gel and/or ill-advised pomade. A bold, albeit misplaced attempt to be a "pimp".

Torcher 1: "What's the dillio, beeotches?"
Anyone else: "Shine, torch!"

After the fact:
"Did you see that torch?"
"Yeah, makes a mullet look bitchin"

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Torch

A) An Arsonist. Usually referred to as an "Arsonist for Hire."
B) A lunatic or pyromaniac on a "fire rampage."
C) A "Serial Arsonist."
D) One who loves to set fires.

Cheap Landlord A: Hey Sam, I wanna get rid of that apartment building of mine. Those tenants can't pay me and no-one wants to buy that rat infested roach trap from me.
Cheap Landlord B: Micky, you know what to do, ask Tony if he knows a "Good Torch" who can get the job done.

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The Torch

The Torch is a figurative torch in which is passed to other people.
This is most prevalent when dealing with an "Unwanted Guest", such as a clingy friend.
This friend being a somewhat creepy and or gross individual who just wont go away.

ex:) Taylor passed the torch (Adam) onto Dayne, whom passed it to Tony for a short period.

Alec felt sympathy for the poor child and In the process Adam's unwanted company was then passed onto Devin.

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Torched

To consume a numerous amount of alcohol and hang out with some buds

Guy #1 How much are you going to drink tonight?
Guy #2 Dude I'm going to get absolutely torched

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Torch

To torch something, to set it on fire until it burns into none existence.

p1; "dude... I hate that bitch."
p2; "Oh my fuck I know. I wanna torch the cunt."
p1; "axe and a lighter?"
p2; "let's do this shit."

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torch

A lighter which lights with a blue flame and is pressurized (meaning it "shoots out" and will "point" straight out no matter what direction the head of your lighter is facing).
ie: Think of the tool a welder uses to weld metal... only much smaller. ...yah... like that.
Used for normal "lighter" purposes, but well liked by those who smoke their "drug of choice" out of crack pipes.
If you are HARD CORE, you will possess the "ultimate cool" torch.
What is this you ask?!?
A butane soldering iron with the "torch" attachment inserted (as opposed to the "soldering" attachment).
Oh yah.

"Where is my torch! I hate smoking my shit with a regular lighter! ...It SUCKS!"

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