torn chads

A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.

(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!

(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.

JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.

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torn faced

person who is grumpy or moody

pete is a torn faced twat

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Torn Out

To be sore, most likely after exercising, from working your muscles. Refers to the process of building muscle when your muscle tears and re-forms.

Man, after an hour at the gym I was totally torn out.

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torn up

Correct syntactical form of the urban slang expression "tore up". Describes condition of material or intellectual element that has been modified, generally violently or malavolently, from its original desired or accepted form.

Yo 'sup?! Last night I was torn up from all the partying and carousing we did, mothafucka! I don't want to do that again any time soon.

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torn asunder

torn apart, ripped, broken, chewed up. generally torn in to pieces

Kid: My dog ate my homework!
Teacher: Are you sure?
Kid: Yes!?
Teacher: I know it was torn asunder!
Kid: Crap!

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alt-torn

to alt-tab from a porn video to a more apropriate window.

Person 1: "Dude i got so busted last night i managed to alt-torn when my mum walked in but it went to my desktop..."

Person 2:"Dude naw, thats why you have wikipedia open in another window"

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whore torn

Similar to war torn, except ravaged by the long term abuse and wrath of a whore.

Bobby used to be a riot to hang with until Denise left him whore torn.