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Just like how Dr. Evil had a cat named Mr. Bigglesworth so Satan too had a cat amed Meow Satan!
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Chinese variant on tequila shooters:
Lick the msg, Shoot the tequila, Bite the lemon chicken.
We headed out with the asian business execs for a count of Mao Tse Kee Lah's.
Hero, absolute chad and one of the coolest person to ever live on our planet.
Man, Mao Tse-Tung is such a cool guy! I wuold love to have rough gay sex with him.
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Refer to Mao or Mao Tse-Tung for a more complete definition.
Adj. A word used to describe a something, person, place, or thing, as greatly influenced by chinese culture, from China, Chinese.
It can be simply understood by replacing Mao Tse-Tung's Favorite with China's Favorite. It's commonly used by advertisers in Chinatowns around the world.
You come here! We have Mao Tse-Tung's Favorite sweet and sour pork!
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That new kid is clearly Mao Tse-Tung's Favorite child.
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Tss....You are so wrong
Apu tse ke ááh....You are so wrong
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Howie Tse is a chill individual. He likes to cook steak for 4 hours and say that he'll back to play games in 10 mins, and proceed to take 4 hours. And then when he comes and everyone confronts him, he just goes like "broo, i gotta cook it, and then i gotta enjoy it dude. We didn't just eat steak, we made corn and potatoes." He then proceeds to play videogames until 5 am, and anytime he's close to dying he'll make this guttural sound that sounds like "aour aour aour". If he dies, he'll be like "bruh what da fuck" but if he somehow arises from the situation unscathed, he will go "see bro im too shnasty dude". He also likes to smoke weed and will not shut the fuck up about watching RRR. He won't stop talking about it until he shows his friends scenes from the movie and then he'll see his friends not give any reaction and will just be like "ok." Then, every once in a while his dad will open the door to his mancave and whistle before going "howa". Also everytime you walk into his house you hear a faint, "aaaahhhhh eeeheh oooohhh eeehh youruueraufbhaeahhhhhhhhh ahhh ehhh eeeehh oohhhh" that's on loop for 24 hours.
Person1: "Yo what's good Howie Tse?"
Howie Tse: "AOUR AOUR AOUR, no fckin way dude i just died bruh das crazyyy anyway go watch RRR ya hurd"
Person1: "Ai nevermind bruh."
When you about to bust a nut and so you look into your dick hole and you money shot in your eye