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The act of forcefully shoving one's fist in and out a puss.
He was uppercunting me viciously.
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To shove your fist into the female vagina in a similar motion a boxer would use to 'uppercut' his opponent.
Damn, that annoying bitch needs uppercunted.
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When a nasty girl wants you too eat her out, so you uppercut her right in the Twat, therefore making said girl yell in pain and never want to have her salad tossed again.
Corey: "Man I gave that hoe an uppercunt the other night."
Mike: "Sweet man, how'd it go?"
Corey: "Well, I don't think she wants me to eat her out again, it smelled like beef tacos."
Mike: "Damn dude you would fuck a girl with too much salsa on her taco."
Corey: "Just another notch in my bedpost my friend. Lets get on Live and tell Ricky."
Mike: "Fuck yeah."
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A punch to the vagina, ocasionaly entering the vaginal orrifice.
She was being a bitch so i gave her an uppercunt.
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This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
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