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1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.
"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening"
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Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the iPhone 4s.
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They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.
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A large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India.
*with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?"
"(profanity)..."
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The Verizon is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and pulls out right before he ejaculates puts his penis to the the ear of the one who was giving head and comes in their ear while saying can you hear me now.
Last night my girlfriend let me do The Verizon.
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After the great telecom merger of 2005/2006, to combat the voice over ip menace brought forth by the cable companies, one company made up of parts from Southwestern Bell, Bell South, and AT&T emerged controlling 85% of all telephone lines in the USA. This leaves only 2 telephone companies in america, Verizon, and NOT Verizon. The name was chosen for simplicity sake, as now everybody knows what company your talking about.
I just upgraded my DSL package.
Oh? Whos your provider.
South western.... no they changed their name to AT&T... and bought Bell... I forget?
Oh, you mean NOT Verizon. Ya i saw that package, looks good.
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Verb: To get taken to the cleaners, shafted or otherwise screwed over by a megacorp or government entity
Comcast Verizoned me so so hard this month. WTF is a "broadcast fee"!?! And $15 extra for HD?? What a crock.
When u blow a load in a girls ear and then ask..... can u hear me now?
I gave that bitch a verizon
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A Cell Phone company who claims to be the best, who have the least amount of dropped calls, (because they wont drop a call, they would rather have you sit through static and have to pay). who likes to rip of customers by telling them one thing and doing another. SEE Hidden Costs who isnt going to stand a chance when T-Mobile takes over.
Can you hear me now?
HUH?
Can you hear me now?
HUH?
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
HELLO I CANT HEAR A THING BUT STATIC.
OH MY GOD my cell phone bill is outrageous. i cant afford this.
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