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Down to Earth, a land where you can get lost in the woods and not feel scared.
Cell phone service is very hit or miss.
Hunting is a way of life for most.
Cannabis is very prevalent, why not I say.
Home to one of the finest micro-breweries, Long Trail.
Many Vermonters are rabid alcoholics, guzzling BudLight, PBR, and micro-brews by the barrel... and hard liquor, lots and lots of hard liquor.
Home to the finest american cheese factory, Cabot.
The people that say there is nothing to do obviously hate the outdoors and can't stand the thought of there not being a club or mall.
Vermont, to me, is a misunderstood State.
Flatlander from NJ: The leaves are so pretty up here.
Vermonter: don't you guys have trees in The Garbage State?
Flatlander from NJ: Not sure. How does my tan look with the leaves in the background?
Vermonter: Somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and a carrot.
Saying: Im a Vermonta and I do what I wanta!
Optimist saying: If you stand on that stump over there you can get 2-bars of cell signal.
Wife: hey look, another car off the road, weather is bad today.
Husband: if the fucking flatlanders could learn to fucking drive they wouldn't be in the ditch
Wife: agreed
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Once a proud, hard working, take no crap, thinking state. Now a high, hippie infested, welfare cesspool, thanks NY for kicking all your hippies out in the 60's and 70's they all came here and we were not allowed to shoot them so they stayed.
Welcome to Vermont, we don't do anything here, just sit in the woods get high and talk about how great it would be if there was something to do. maybe if we weren't all high we could get something done, i mean Sh*t come on even Montreal is home to the Canadian Space Agency. We could do something... but no it seems all we care about is food and snow. Lame. We will never have good jobs, or contribute to the world in any significant way.
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i just moved here and it's pretty sweet. very liberal, howard dean was our governor, we are one of the greenest states in the US, and everyone is really nice. other things to find here include phish, ben and jerry's, maple syrup, and vermont cheddar cheese. the 2nd least populated state behind wyoming, and the biggest city is burlington (less than 40,000 people). the only state with a capital (montpelier got like 8000 people) without a micky d's. gets hella cold in the winter, like right around zero or sometimes below at night. kickass skiing or snowboarding. medical marijuana is legal here, and the state legislature is thinking about lowing the drinking age to 18. some bad things are that there is like no diversity whatsoever (about 98% white) and it's very rural (which can also be a good thing).
BYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
i live in vermont BYAAAAAAHHHHH
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The most boring place on earth. If you take out Burlington we are all basically living like amish. Burlington is cool with the music, hippies, and weed, but besides that the rest of us are living like our cows. P.S. We are over populated and over run by cows.
Man 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Man 2: We can go to the music clubs in Burlington!
Man 1: We don't have the tech to go to Burlington. We have never seen a car before.
Man 2: F*CK, I hate Vermont!I guess we have to spend all night milking cows.
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Vermont has its perks. Theres not much to do here, but the four wheeling is amazing. Snowboarding kicks some major ass, we have some huge stoners here. Phish is from here. And of course Ben and Jerry's are from Vermont. If you know who to talk to you will have one hell of a time here. The tailgating parties here are sick. And yes. We have some amazing pot.
person 1: wow vermont is boring
person 2: shut up lets go to the bon fire
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Pros- Ben & Jerry's Ice cream, Vermont made maple syrup, winter sports, quietness, nature, mountains, Vermont teddy bear factory, and variety of weather.
Cons- Rednecks, driving extensive amounts of time to get anywhere, weather usually keeps people indoors, weather is extremely unpredictable, smelly farms, no amusement parks, slow drivers, only 5 total shopping malls (only 2 of them are legit), bad roads, hippies, expensive taxes for no apparent reason, no beaches, and very limited employment options.
To conclude, obviously there are many more cons than pros... but to many, the pros are enough to outweigh the many cons. To some, Vermont is just too slow and boring.
redneck middle of nowhere hippy attention whore bad service ben and jerrys peace and quiet vermont teddy bear
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A horrible state where horrible people are from. Everyone is so behind in fashion, pop culture and everything else. No one has cable, they all smoke pot and ruin normal people's lives. Vermont is the only state in the country that worships Grace Potter. (If you don't know who she is, you are not from vermont) Anyone who is not a redneck, hick, or hippie hates it.
Jane: I'm moving to Vermont next month.
Rob: I'm so sorry. That place is hell.
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