1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children
I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.
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1. Hell
2. A bad place to work
3. A bad place to shop
4. See number 1
i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!
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A fucking chainstore that's taking over every business.
1st Guy: Hey! What happened to the Kmart that used to be right there?
2nd Guy: They turned it into a walmart.
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01. a redneck paradise.
02. a redneck wedding chapel
03. a redneck birthing grounds
04. where red necks hold birthday parties
05. where rednecks meet others to have a ho down
billy bob went to walmart to marry his sister sally may
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a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.
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1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again
Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself
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A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.
"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"
"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.
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