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The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess
Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.
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To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.
"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"
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A statement said to your sister when what she is speaking of is stupid and out of her element.
Annikwa said, "I sure wish I had me some scotch."
Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."
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the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)
Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!
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One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
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i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."
Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !
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