Wife

Someone who must absolutely never find out about your girlfriend

John: I'm with you because I love you, I'm married to my wife because she has money.

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Wife

The Woman that makes you the best sandwiches

Man my wife makes the best sandwiches

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Wife

Formally known as Satan, will remove genitals if wed

my wife removed my genitals because she is the devil

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Wife

The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

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Wife

The person you exchange milk with

Husband: Can I have some milk
Wife: Sure

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Wife

Regular pussy

"Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs"

Shes my regular pussy bro! Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs! Wife!

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Wife

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Ect.

Describing the wife's role W.I.F.E

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